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Or...two dozen Amazon Prime Day deals on majorly SOIRÉE essentials that will put your will power to the test.

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The day all of our girl-mathing minds and “Proceed to Checkout” trigger-happy fingers have been waiting for is finally here. The second Amazon Prime Day sales event has begun and the “Town Criers” (read: every lifestyle magazine and website) have lost their voices sharing every beauty, tech, wellness, and style steal on the market a la an early 2000s Toyotathon commercial. But when everything seems like it’s the absolute best, can’t live without, favorite, 6012% off, must have essential of the season, how do you know what things you really need and which reviews to actually trust?

Enter: the ultimate hostess round up. To help with your pre-holiday season planning, fall and winter hosting, gift gathering, and all things cozy-night-in preparing, we’ve gathered a list of our top picks for everything from table linens to tinned fish that you can find majorly discounted this Prime Day. Be sure to add them to your cart ASAP, because this will be the last big savings event before BFCM and the prices go back to normal at midnight tomorrow!

Glassware Amazon Prime Day Deals

These hand blown glasses come in the most beautiful, unique colors and are perfect for all winter and fall tablescapes. Colored glassware is often in bright, youthful shades that are fun, yes, but these are supremely elegant.

These timeless champagne flutes are both classic while also being just a little bit different from the OG rounded base numbers in your collection. The modern design makes them a great way to elevate your toasts this season.

There is something so satisfying about being able to see your coffee as you drink it. ASMR (oat) milk pour, anyone? These double walled glasses keep your hands protected from the heat while also just making your morning jolt look so damn cool.

Cookware Amazon Prime Day Deals

This little pumpkin pot speaks for itself. It’s seasonal, STAUB is famously scratch resistant, and it is perfect to cook in and serve in since it…SERVES.

Nothing makes you feel more like an adult than getting excited about a Dutch Oven, but if the Dutch Oven in question comes in 24 colors, you would be too!

Kitchen Tools Amazon Prime Day Deals

If using a chopper is cheating, then call me a cheater, because this single tool has saved me literal HOURS in the kitchen, not to mention countless finger nicks and tears. The 13-in-1 tool has a mandolin and peeler, but also has other add ons that let you personalize your chop, making meal prep, salads, and chop heavy dishes a breeze.

Everyone needs food, water, shelter, and a good chef’s knife. This gold, minimalist Santoku knife is just as aesthetically pleasing as it is functional. Hast is a chef-favorite brand, and each one of their knives has been tested to perfect the optimal weight, balance, and sharpness.

Hostess Gift Amazon Prime Day Deals

Literie has been one of my favorite candle brands for a long time. They are the perfect size, they have fun names that make them great for gifting, they smell amazing, and they have a burn time of up to 50 hours!

The perfect hostess gift means striking the perfect balance between something that the host would find too “extravagant” or “unnecessary” for the host to purchase for him or herself, but also something that they will actually use. Luxury skincare or home goods are the perfect middle ground.